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$100m for brain mapping: Do politicians have one?
Lots of interest in the brain. Maybe we need to find out if politicians actually have one.
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Open Letter to RNC Chairman Reince Priebus
The latest Republican appeal to “Save the RINOs” provokes an adequate response.
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The truth about the Weathermen - you won't hear it from Robert Redford
Weathermen Bombs vs. FBI Bake Sales
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American financial industry to replace the dollar with food stamps?
While the dollar's future is glum, food stamps are on the ascendency.
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How Thatcher changed this Soviet man's heart and mind
A story of how Margaret Thatcher brought down the Iron Curtain inside of me and how I paid her back.
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Surviving May 2nd: Even Reds Get The Blues
Helpful tips for dejected collectivists around the world on how to combat Post-May-Day depression.
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Ariel Castro, Cleveland kidnapper, is a registered Democrat
Why is this important? If Ariel Castro were a Republican, the media would now be telling us how his crime fits into the GOP War on Women.
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Common Core GED textbook: "9/11 hijackers were poor Afghanis"
New GED 2014 Common Core-aligned textbook links Islamic terrorism to insufficient foreign aid to poor countries.
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Medea (Benjamin) heckles Obama with a tragic monologue by Euripides
A heckler named Medea gives President Obama a taste of Greek tragedy by channeling Euripides.
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Progressive chauvinism: A key to the leftist mind
America has for some time consisted of two parallel nations: those who think of themselves as "progressives" and those who don't.
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President Obama astounded to discover that he is married
No one on the White House Staff was aware of the marriage until CNN broke the story on March 22, 2013.
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Biden launches new imaginary gun buyback Initiative
Protecting our children from the terror of rampant imagination...
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PRISM: NSA spying foils NSA plot to attack NSA
Without the PRISM program the NSA never would've been able to discover that the NSA has been actively plotting to attack the NSA.
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Feminists riot over Swiffer's offensive Rosie-the-Riveter ad (satire)
It is known that feminism forbids any any mocking of its symbols, especially if it's done to make money in a capitalist economy.
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Wendy Davis for First Woman President!
Move over, Hillary. The low-information voter is ready for Wendy.
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July 4: The alternative secret history of the world
A look back at the pre-American world: What was it like to live on planet Earth before 1776?
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50 Shades of Deputy CIA Director Avril Danica Haines
Why reading erotic fiction out loud is now the top qualification for being a deputy CIA director.
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Presidential dog Bo supports middle class from Martha's Vineyard
First Dog Bo doesn't often go on vacations, but when he does, he flies a modified Marine Corps MV-22 Osprey, and you pick up the tab.
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Obama needs your sob stories about the government shutdown
Only tales of terror, woe, and despair will be accepted.
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